Sisters...
Our father wants to join basic yoga @ true fitness...
Friday, February 26, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
Janice
Excuse me sisters, this is very sad.
We had so many people reading this blog in the beginning, and then like typical Lims we jsut started to forget about it.
It was fun having people think we're fun no?
Well, I'm used to that feeling, but I'm sure that Denise and Eunice aren't that used to it....
Well? Update more often!
Selene's asking on Facebook why it seems that life is better when her relationships are going well as opposed to when she's single.
We so called this didnt we? Think we posted about this sometime last year. WE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE!
Or rather Denise and I can, don't think Euncie paid much attention to that topic. She was more interested in posting up pictures. Ah, to be young and brainless again.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Anyway, as Denise will be en route to Perth in less than a week, congratulations are to be made! The two potent Lim sisters are going to be reunited in a foreign country, so people of Perth beware.
In addition, The 2 awesome Lim sisters will be submitting their application to join The Amazing race Asia, so people of Asia BEWARE.
Haha, I am so full of crap.
But seriously, according to Denise, all her friends think we're super entertaining when we're together, because we don't really get along do we? Or rather our not getting along is how we get along? Comprende? No I didn't think so.
I think why we're funny is because while we're letting fly with all our insults and degrading remarks, we maintain our sugar sweet smiles and attitude. Hidden danger you see.
I don't know why people don't say the THREE of us are funny. Maybe cause Eunice is a sly bitch, pretending to be demure and polite in front of other people, and the moment we get home, she is Regina George from Mean Girls.
Ah well. Ah. Class has ended. Au revoir!
We had so many people reading this blog in the beginning, and then like typical Lims we jsut started to forget about it.
It was fun having people think we're fun no?
Well, I'm used to that feeling, but I'm sure that Denise and Eunice aren't that used to it....
Well? Update more often!
Selene's asking on Facebook why it seems that life is better when her relationships are going well as opposed to when she's single.
We so called this didnt we? Think we posted about this sometime last year. WE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE!
Or rather Denise and I can, don't think Euncie paid much attention to that topic. She was more interested in posting up pictures. Ah, to be young and brainless again.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Anyway, as Denise will be en route to Perth in less than a week, congratulations are to be made! The two potent Lim sisters are going to be reunited in a foreign country, so people of Perth beware.
In addition, The 2 awesome Lim sisters will be submitting their application to join The Amazing race Asia, so people of Asia BEWARE.
Haha, I am so full of crap.
But seriously, according to Denise, all her friends think we're super entertaining when we're together, because we don't really get along do we? Or rather our not getting along is how we get along? Comprende? No I didn't think so.
I think why we're funny is because while we're letting fly with all our insults and degrading remarks, we maintain our sugar sweet smiles and attitude. Hidden danger you see.
I don't know why people don't say the THREE of us are funny. Maybe cause Eunice is a sly bitch, pretending to be demure and polite in front of other people, and the moment we get home, she is Regina George from Mean Girls.
Ah well. Ah. Class has ended. Au revoir!
Janice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
I BET Papa was behind the hamster genocide! I JUST BET IT IS!
One knock too many on the hamster cages.
See, this is what happened. Ricky Lim gets up in the morning, he looks at those detestable cages and he can't take it anymore.
He is smart enought to know that 2 hamsters dying at once would be too suspicious, so he takes the first hamster, squeezes it till it explodes, and then washes his hands. He decides to wait a couple of weeks till the unrest dies down.
2 weeks later, he takes the last hamster in his huge hand. Goes to the window. Gives the hamster a gruesome grin and says: "Enjoy your flight", and FLINGS the hamster out the window grate. WHEEEEEEEW BOOOOM! The second hamster explodes, and is explained to have run away.
That is what happened.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I BET Papa was behind the hamster genocide! I JUST BET IT IS!
One knock too many on the hamster cages.
See, this is what happened. Ricky Lim gets up in the morning, he looks at those detestable cages and he can't take it anymore.
He is smart enought to know that 2 hamsters dying at once would be too suspicious, so he takes the first hamster, squeezes it till it explodes, and then washes his hands. He decides to wait a couple of weeks till the unrest dies down.
2 weeks later, he takes the last hamster in his huge hand. Goes to the window. Gives the hamster a gruesome grin and says: "Enjoy your flight", and FLINGS the hamster out the window grate. WHEEEEEEEW BOOOOM! The second hamster explodes, and is explained to have run away.
That is what happened.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eunice
OH OH OH! I forgot to metion, MY HAMSTER RAN AWAY!!!! Or rather I suspect it was my father. He had always wanted it gone.
First, Denise's hamster died for no particular reason. Just, died. And a week later mine goes missing...hmmmm. Must be my dad.
I tried luring the hamster out by putting food and water on the floor, which didn't work at all..I want my hamster back! :(
First, Denise's hamster died for no particular reason. Just, died. And a week later mine goes missing...hmmmm. Must be my dad.
I tried luring the hamster out by putting food and water on the floor, which didn't work at all..I want my hamster back! :(
Eunice
I doubt anyone reads this blog anymore. I think we need to make it funnier. Haha.
Denise is fat, I had a photo of her at her room door in panties. She looked oh-so-fat. Like SERIOUSLY. But I think it'll be a little too obscene to post it up here, and she would probably just murder me for doing it.
Really don't want that to happen 'cause I sleep in the same bed as her, and also 'cause she has a photo of me sleeping like ''lao fu zi [?]''. Gotta find her camera and delete it soon.
ANYWAY, Denise is always complaining about me sleeping with her when we have 2 other rooms free. I wake up at like 6am every morning and I don't get to see her, nor talk to her, and when she gets home at night, I'm already asleep.
Totally don't get to talk at all. THUS, I decided to permanently plant myself in her room. Haha. Tadahhhhh! I'm making an effort to blog. Denise and Janice the bitches better reply.
xx.
Denise is fat, I had a photo of her at her room door in panties. She looked oh-so-fat. Like SERIOUSLY. But I think it'll be a little too obscene to post it up here, and she would probably just murder me for doing it.
Really don't want that to happen 'cause I sleep in the same bed as her, and also 'cause she has a photo of me sleeping like ''lao fu zi [?]''. Gotta find her camera and delete it soon.
ANYWAY, Denise is always complaining about me sleeping with her when we have 2 other rooms free. I wake up at like 6am every morning and I don't get to see her, nor talk to her, and when she gets home at night, I'm already asleep.
Totally don't get to talk at all. THUS, I decided to permanently plant myself in her room. Haha. Tadahhhhh! I'm making an effort to blog. Denise and Janice the bitches better reply.
xx.
Janice
My younger sister everybody, always the mature one.
And btw, since Denise NEVER replies anyone online, we can just bitch about her behind her back. Isn't that awesome?
I don't like Denise Lim because she thinks of herself as too important to update this page.
I don't like Denise Lim because she likes to sit on her bed fully naked, and then does it to your bed too.
I don't like Denise Lim because being a consultant is apparently a big deal, but she whines about it.
And lastly, I don't like Denise Lim because people say that we look exactly alike, when we all know that Janice Lim is the prettier one.
Love,
Janice Lim
And btw, since Denise NEVER replies anyone online, we can just bitch about her behind her back. Isn't that awesome?
I don't like Denise Lim because she thinks of herself as too important to update this page.
I don't like Denise Lim because she likes to sit on her bed fully naked, and then does it to your bed too.
I don't like Denise Lim because being a consultant is apparently a big deal, but she whines about it.
And lastly, I don't like Denise Lim because people say that we look exactly alike, when we all know that Janice Lim is the prettier one.
Love,
Janice Lim
Friday, February 19, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Janice
People think we're funny!
Or so people tell me. I personally don't think the other two are as funny as I am, but I guess it's a matter of opinion.
So I went to bed last night at 3 am, and the moment I got in the bed, I saw a huge spider. I sat on it.
TA DAH, THAT WAS FUNNY!
Or so people tell me. I personally don't think the other two are as funny as I am, but I guess it's a matter of opinion.
So I went to bed last night at 3 am, and the moment I got in the bed, I saw a huge spider. I sat on it.
TA DAH, THAT WAS FUNNY!
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