CLASSIC.
Hahaha. Introduce the Janice of 2010!
I have cramps.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Eunice
I think that we should continue updating this site. And I feel quite retarded because it feels like I'm talking to myself as the previous two posts are by me too.
Introducing Denise 2010:
1. She's constantly texting, smiling to the phone etc. Stuck to her computer 24/7 too.
2. She's very confused and tired because she doesn't know if she's being a bitch or not.
3. And she looks like this:
Introducing Denise 2010:
1. She's constantly texting, smiling to the phone etc. Stuck to her computer 24/7 too.
2. She's very confused and tired because she doesn't know if she's being a bitch or not.
3. And she looks like this:
Just updating you on how Denise is since you're currently not in Singapore. Oh, and I'm occupying your ''storeroom" room as well.
Love,
Eunice.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Eunice
Mummy is driving me mad! She calls me every single day asking me to go home early! I'm having my holidays!!! She didn't use to irritate me every single day by calling!
Maybe its because she doesn't have anyone else to call as you two are not in Singapore for her to irritate.
I think that she thinks I have a boyfriend or I'm hanging out with the wrong company! Crazy I tell you! UGHHHHH. I think I should really get a boyfriend just to piss her off.
I suddenly remembered she reads this blog, just to tell you guys and I don't care if she reads this! My god!
And I can't complain about it to her because she's asleep! So, I ranting here!
SISTERS! Come back and let her irritate you PLEASE!
p/s THIS IS NOT CONCERN! So don't give me that crap! RAHHHH!
Maybe its because she doesn't have anyone else to call as you two are not in Singapore for her to irritate.
I think that she thinks I have a boyfriend or I'm hanging out with the wrong company! Crazy I tell you! UGHHHHH. I think I should really get a boyfriend just to piss her off.
I suddenly remembered she reads this blog, just to tell you guys and I don't care if she reads this! My god!
And I can't complain about it to her because she's asleep! So, I ranting here!
SISTERS! Come back and let her irritate you PLEASE!
p/s THIS IS NOT CONCERN! So don't give me that crap! RAHHHH!
Monday, March 15, 2010
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Denise
I don't want to be a downer sister, but this is supposed to be a sisterly blog, not one about your sad sad life! Shut up and type something more interesting!
Janice
Bloody hell la.
I hate it when stuff like this happens.
I just found out that the first few peple that I've known in Perth are now saying that they don't like me.
Like really. I don't expect people to like me, nor am I the kind of person who would force my company upon others. But it really pisses me off when the people who don't like you pretend to be okay with you only when they need you. It's not like I pester them or insist on spending time with them despite knowing full well that they don't like me.
But hey, we spent a period of time together, lived together, went out together, and chilled out together. And gave up things for each other.
It pisses me off when people who aren't the greatest people turn around and make a judgement on how you live your life.
Hey, fair enough, I don't like people as well, but you won't find me bitching about them to other people because I don't need to, I make it clear that I don't like them.
Anyway, my point is that you never know who your friends are and who aren't. I have friends who I know that I will spend my life with, because we grew up together, the people that who know who you are, and will bury a deaed body with you if the need arises. The kindof people who will be behind you no matter what you do.
But then there will always be the people that you meet and you have a good time with, and you never actually know what they're saying about you, and whether they'll be there when its crunch time. Trust is my point.
Who can you actually trust in life?
After coming to Perth, I've learned who my friends are, the ones who actually make the effort to keep in contact. And sometimes they aren't the people you would expect.
My family of course, my sisters, but that's a given, they don't actually have a choice in the matter.
Ha. Sisters.
And then there's the three awesome friends of mine who'll always be there.
Sometimes people are bad for you. The ones that seem so fun and nice, but are actually designed to lead you off to a dark path. And the difficulty is not in spotting these people, but to resist the temptation to follow them. I guess I followed for a while, but by a wicked twist of fate that was actually a blessing in disguise, I fell out of that group.
And I am lucky. Or I would be in a closed up apartment smoking up and drinking myself silly right now, rather than being in class and doing things that actually mean something like connecting and communicating with other people.
I used to be the kind of girl that finishes off a bottle of alcohol by herslf just because she wants to. I was the kind of person who clubbed every night, and sometimes woke up in strange places, and had no recollection of how she got there. I was the girl lying by the side of the road in her own vomit. I was the crazy girl who yelled at others when I was drunk.
And now I don't want to be that person anymore. And if that means abstaining staying sober and having responsibilities, then that's what I'll do.
Maybe that seems boring, but at least I'm sober, and I want to stay that way.
How many can actually say that they've been able to clean up as well as I have?
I hate it when stuff like this happens.
I just found out that the first few peple that I've known in Perth are now saying that they don't like me.
Like really. I don't expect people to like me, nor am I the kind of person who would force my company upon others. But it really pisses me off when the people who don't like you pretend to be okay with you only when they need you. It's not like I pester them or insist on spending time with them despite knowing full well that they don't like me.
But hey, we spent a period of time together, lived together, went out together, and chilled out together. And gave up things for each other.
It pisses me off when people who aren't the greatest people turn around and make a judgement on how you live your life.
Hey, fair enough, I don't like people as well, but you won't find me bitching about them to other people because I don't need to, I make it clear that I don't like them.
Anyway, my point is that you never know who your friends are and who aren't. I have friends who I know that I will spend my life with, because we grew up together, the people that who know who you are, and will bury a deaed body with you if the need arises. The kindof people who will be behind you no matter what you do.
But then there will always be the people that you meet and you have a good time with, and you never actually know what they're saying about you, and whether they'll be there when its crunch time. Trust is my point.
Who can you actually trust in life?
After coming to Perth, I've learned who my friends are, the ones who actually make the effort to keep in contact. And sometimes they aren't the people you would expect.
My family of course, my sisters, but that's a given, they don't actually have a choice in the matter.
Ha. Sisters.
And then there's the three awesome friends of mine who'll always be there.
Sometimes people are bad for you. The ones that seem so fun and nice, but are actually designed to lead you off to a dark path. And the difficulty is not in spotting these people, but to resist the temptation to follow them. I guess I followed for a while, but by a wicked twist of fate that was actually a blessing in disguise, I fell out of that group.
And I am lucky. Or I would be in a closed up apartment smoking up and drinking myself silly right now, rather than being in class and doing things that actually mean something like connecting and communicating with other people.
I used to be the kind of girl that finishes off a bottle of alcohol by herslf just because she wants to. I was the kind of person who clubbed every night, and sometimes woke up in strange places, and had no recollection of how she got there. I was the girl lying by the side of the road in her own vomit. I was the crazy girl who yelled at others when I was drunk.
And now I don't want to be that person anymore. And if that means abstaining staying sober and having responsibilities, then that's what I'll do.
Maybe that seems boring, but at least I'm sober, and I want to stay that way.
How many can actually say that they've been able to clean up as well as I have?
Friday, February 26, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
Janice
Excuse me sisters, this is very sad.
We had so many people reading this blog in the beginning, and then like typical Lims we jsut started to forget about it.
It was fun having people think we're fun no?
Well, I'm used to that feeling, but I'm sure that Denise and Eunice aren't that used to it....
Well? Update more often!
Selene's asking on Facebook why it seems that life is better when her relationships are going well as opposed to when she's single.
We so called this didnt we? Think we posted about this sometime last year. WE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE!
Or rather Denise and I can, don't think Euncie paid much attention to that topic. She was more interested in posting up pictures. Ah, to be young and brainless again.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Anyway, as Denise will be en route to Perth in less than a week, congratulations are to be made! The two potent Lim sisters are going to be reunited in a foreign country, so people of Perth beware.
In addition, The 2 awesome Lim sisters will be submitting their application to join The Amazing race Asia, so people of Asia BEWARE.
Haha, I am so full of crap.
But seriously, according to Denise, all her friends think we're super entertaining when we're together, because we don't really get along do we? Or rather our not getting along is how we get along? Comprende? No I didn't think so.
I think why we're funny is because while we're letting fly with all our insults and degrading remarks, we maintain our sugar sweet smiles and attitude. Hidden danger you see.
I don't know why people don't say the THREE of us are funny. Maybe cause Eunice is a sly bitch, pretending to be demure and polite in front of other people, and the moment we get home, she is Regina George from Mean Girls.
Ah well. Ah. Class has ended. Au revoir!
We had so many people reading this blog in the beginning, and then like typical Lims we jsut started to forget about it.
It was fun having people think we're fun no?
Well, I'm used to that feeling, but I'm sure that Denise and Eunice aren't that used to it....
Well? Update more often!
Selene's asking on Facebook why it seems that life is better when her relationships are going well as opposed to when she's single.
We so called this didnt we? Think we posted about this sometime last year. WE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE!
Or rather Denise and I can, don't think Euncie paid much attention to that topic. She was more interested in posting up pictures. Ah, to be young and brainless again.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Anyway, as Denise will be en route to Perth in less than a week, congratulations are to be made! The two potent Lim sisters are going to be reunited in a foreign country, so people of Perth beware.
In addition, The 2 awesome Lim sisters will be submitting their application to join The Amazing race Asia, so people of Asia BEWARE.
Haha, I am so full of crap.
But seriously, according to Denise, all her friends think we're super entertaining when we're together, because we don't really get along do we? Or rather our not getting along is how we get along? Comprende? No I didn't think so.
I think why we're funny is because while we're letting fly with all our insults and degrading remarks, we maintain our sugar sweet smiles and attitude. Hidden danger you see.
I don't know why people don't say the THREE of us are funny. Maybe cause Eunice is a sly bitch, pretending to be demure and polite in front of other people, and the moment we get home, she is Regina George from Mean Girls.
Ah well. Ah. Class has ended. Au revoir!
Janice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
I BET Papa was behind the hamster genocide! I JUST BET IT IS!
One knock too many on the hamster cages.
See, this is what happened. Ricky Lim gets up in the morning, he looks at those detestable cages and he can't take it anymore.
He is smart enought to know that 2 hamsters dying at once would be too suspicious, so he takes the first hamster, squeezes it till it explodes, and then washes his hands. He decides to wait a couple of weeks till the unrest dies down.
2 weeks later, he takes the last hamster in his huge hand. Goes to the window. Gives the hamster a gruesome grin and says: "Enjoy your flight", and FLINGS the hamster out the window grate. WHEEEEEEEW BOOOOM! The second hamster explodes, and is explained to have run away.
That is what happened.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I BET Papa was behind the hamster genocide! I JUST BET IT IS!
One knock too many on the hamster cages.
See, this is what happened. Ricky Lim gets up in the morning, he looks at those detestable cages and he can't take it anymore.
He is smart enought to know that 2 hamsters dying at once would be too suspicious, so he takes the first hamster, squeezes it till it explodes, and then washes his hands. He decides to wait a couple of weeks till the unrest dies down.
2 weeks later, he takes the last hamster in his huge hand. Goes to the window. Gives the hamster a gruesome grin and says: "Enjoy your flight", and FLINGS the hamster out the window grate. WHEEEEEEEW BOOOOM! The second hamster explodes, and is explained to have run away.
That is what happened.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eunice
OH OH OH! I forgot to metion, MY HAMSTER RAN AWAY!!!! Or rather I suspect it was my father. He had always wanted it gone.
First, Denise's hamster died for no particular reason. Just, died. And a week later mine goes missing...hmmmm. Must be my dad.
I tried luring the hamster out by putting food and water on the floor, which didn't work at all..I want my hamster back! :(
First, Denise's hamster died for no particular reason. Just, died. And a week later mine goes missing...hmmmm. Must be my dad.
I tried luring the hamster out by putting food and water on the floor, which didn't work at all..I want my hamster back! :(
Eunice
I doubt anyone reads this blog anymore. I think we need to make it funnier. Haha.
Denise is fat, I had a photo of her at her room door in panties. She looked oh-so-fat. Like SERIOUSLY. But I think it'll be a little too obscene to post it up here, and she would probably just murder me for doing it.
Really don't want that to happen 'cause I sleep in the same bed as her, and also 'cause she has a photo of me sleeping like ''lao fu zi [?]''. Gotta find her camera and delete it soon.
ANYWAY, Denise is always complaining about me sleeping with her when we have 2 other rooms free. I wake up at like 6am every morning and I don't get to see her, nor talk to her, and when she gets home at night, I'm already asleep.
Totally don't get to talk at all. THUS, I decided to permanently plant myself in her room. Haha. Tadahhhhh! I'm making an effort to blog. Denise and Janice the bitches better reply.
xx.
Denise is fat, I had a photo of her at her room door in panties. She looked oh-so-fat. Like SERIOUSLY. But I think it'll be a little too obscene to post it up here, and she would probably just murder me for doing it.
Really don't want that to happen 'cause I sleep in the same bed as her, and also 'cause she has a photo of me sleeping like ''lao fu zi [?]''. Gotta find her camera and delete it soon.
ANYWAY, Denise is always complaining about me sleeping with her when we have 2 other rooms free. I wake up at like 6am every morning and I don't get to see her, nor talk to her, and when she gets home at night, I'm already asleep.
Totally don't get to talk at all. THUS, I decided to permanently plant myself in her room. Haha. Tadahhhhh! I'm making an effort to blog. Denise and Janice the bitches better reply.
xx.
Janice
My younger sister everybody, always the mature one.
And btw, since Denise NEVER replies anyone online, we can just bitch about her behind her back. Isn't that awesome?
I don't like Denise Lim because she thinks of herself as too important to update this page.
I don't like Denise Lim because she likes to sit on her bed fully naked, and then does it to your bed too.
I don't like Denise Lim because being a consultant is apparently a big deal, but she whines about it.
And lastly, I don't like Denise Lim because people say that we look exactly alike, when we all know that Janice Lim is the prettier one.
Love,
Janice Lim
And btw, since Denise NEVER replies anyone online, we can just bitch about her behind her back. Isn't that awesome?
I don't like Denise Lim because she thinks of herself as too important to update this page.
I don't like Denise Lim because she likes to sit on her bed fully naked, and then does it to your bed too.
I don't like Denise Lim because being a consultant is apparently a big deal, but she whines about it.
And lastly, I don't like Denise Lim because people say that we look exactly alike, when we all know that Janice Lim is the prettier one.
Love,
Janice Lim
Friday, February 19, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Janice
People think we're funny!
Or so people tell me. I personally don't think the other two are as funny as I am, but I guess it's a matter of opinion.
So I went to bed last night at 3 am, and the moment I got in the bed, I saw a huge spider. I sat on it.
TA DAH, THAT WAS FUNNY!
Or so people tell me. I personally don't think the other two are as funny as I am, but I guess it's a matter of opinion.
So I went to bed last night at 3 am, and the moment I got in the bed, I saw a huge spider. I sat on it.
TA DAH, THAT WAS FUNNY!
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