Sunday, May 31, 2009

Eunice

Don't do what I wouldn't okay, sister? Stop getting all drunk!

And you didn't do your laundry for 2 months?! How many times have you flipped your underwear this time?!

By the way, I just wrote back to you, you bitch.

Let me guess the song, I'm yours? By Jason Mraz? It's playing on my playlist now. =0

I can't wait till you get back! :D

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Janice

Janice is...

high as fuck

supposed to be on the way out right now.

capable of curling her hair.

done with her 2 month old load of laundry.

pissed that DENISE LIM SI HUI has not updated in so long.

not surprised that she jut realised she s not wearing underwear.

sooooooooo fucking high right now.

missing her 2 sisters who have not written back to her.

hating the song playing right now.

going to leave now.

Bye, sayonara, ciao, adios, au revoir, zai jian, papok, insert whatever other goodbyes in another language.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Eunice

Fuck, I hate you Janice. That's just plain gross.

Janice


This is the rat I dissected on Friday.

Take ugly pictured of me on Skype again, and this is what you will look like on June 26th, when I get back to Singapore.

Love,

Janice the Dissector

Friday, May 15, 2009

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Eunice

Talked to Denise on Skype for quite a while. Listened to her singing and guitar playing. Most importantly, I caught her binge! AGAIN! Look!
Seriously Denise, get a grip of yourself! Discipline! Stop eating man. Hahahaha! Or else Greg is gonna run off!
I have something more to add on. Presenting, Janice Lim. Skype-d with her too. Haha.

You guys might be thinking, childish & immature, but I really don't care. I like pictures of them. Pictures of how they're doing there. And sometimes, laugh at them too. Haha.

By the way, those dumb frames were made by her, not me. I just snapped the pictures.

Well, I'm done. Ciao!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Janice



Okay, I have an EXTREMELY good reason as to why I have not been updating. That is because, my internet died on me.


Completely NOT my fault.


Anyway, I have been looking for houses as well, so Eunice, when you come over, expect to live in a ginormous house. BEAUTIFUL.


I went clubbing that night, and when I went home and looked through the pictures, iI realised that you can totally see my boobs. Partly cause the amterial was too thin, and cause I wasn't wearing a bra.


See, that's the good thing about having tiny boobs. You can go out without a bra, and no one will ever notice.


PLUS, they will never ever sag, which is a definite plus.


Sorry guys, I don't know if balls work the same way.


Speaking of balls, where the bloody balls have Denise Lim disappeared to? I haven't seen her for the past week!

This is how I celebrated Mother's day. Through Skype. How depressing is that?

Friday, May 8, 2009

Eunice

Sisters, please update. Don't let this blog die. Anyway, I miss you guys...I'm like really stressed! ahhh! And you two are always not online!!!

OH, and Janice, I was at Plaza Singapura today and I suddenly remembered the last time I was there with you your skirt flew up. Remember? So very hilarious. I laughed to myself and my friend thought I was crazy.. Hahahaha.

Ah, the internet guy is here, so i'm off!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Janice

NO YOU MAY NOT, Eunice Lim.



Hahahaha. I am so tired.



With that, I shall leave you a picture that you can enjoy to the fullest.