Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Eunice

You want a post? You got it. Idiots, now you guys can shut up.

Excuse for not ''appearing'' often: Due to a recent breakdown of my damn laptop, which I still don't know the reason, I have not been able to update the blog. My sisters are now threatening me that if I don't post an update they COULD minimise this blog to the 'TWO BITCHING SISTERS'.

So, i'm here to update this damn blog to make BOTH of them happy. If I can, I would fly over to both countries and kick your asses.

Anyway, I'll be second to wash the dirty linen. Oh, and I second Denise to Janice being the dumbest person alive. I was actually home on that day and heard my mother cursing. I went in and saw the bloody damn vibrator can. How stupid can one get??!! And a box full of condoms? God.

Oh, and btw, I saw the box full of condoms in mummy's room, in her wardrobe, at the last drawer. I wonder why she hasn't thrown it away yet. *Winks* Haha!

To defend myself from Denise's accusation, i will tell my side of the story. I have always been mistreated from young, bullied because both my sisters are sinister evil manipulators, okay, maybe only one, but the other is a big fat ugly monster.

So I usually hide in my room.

I cant really say anything about THAT, not liking people on my bed. I really did hate people getting on my bed when I was younger. Or maybe because Janice smells like a fish that doesn't bathe for days. But I'm fine with it now...kinda, I guess.

Well, I MAY HAVE OCD, but I don't think it's as ridiculous as yours, Denise. At least I don't ask my sister who accidentally cross over my head to go cross over again. Or touch everything more than once. Haha!

AND, [Pardon me as I'm not done ranting about the sisters who just LOVES to bully me] I remember I used to sleep in the same room as Janice and we had a double decker bed. She said, "Top part is yours, bottom is mine. So, don't touch the floor." I was kind of stupid enough to listen though, AND she makes me off the light everyday, which I usually don't.

Denise snatches the remote control away from me when I was watching cartoons and I started crying because I so wanted to watch SpongeBob, and my dad got frustrated, came out and gave me a slap in the face. Damned, that sucked real bad. I swear.

Okay, I'm done. Until she says something insulting me, I'll update again. Till then people. Ciaos!

*Yawns, I'm bored sisters, spice it up yaw!*

-E

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