Janice

Oh my god.

OH MY GOD.

You fucking bitches! Taking advantage of the fact that I was offline to bitch about me behind my back??? So what else is new right? I don't know why I'm so surprised.

I just want to clarify k? DENISE LIM SI HUI organised an event and got DUREX as a sponsor. And then she came and told her 17 year old sister that she has TONS AND TONS of condoms left in the organising room, and no one is using them. So what the hell? At least I was being safe okay?

The next thing about the vibrator.

Well.

Actually there's nothing I can say about that, but at least I'm experimental and adventurous enough to actually go out and get one for myself. So happens that my boyfriend at that time liked my toys as well. ;)

Oh wow. Hahahaha, if you haven't figured it out by now, I'm the only one who's sexually adventurous in this trio. And the sex toy industry isn't booming because everyone's a prude like these 2. Denise, unless you want me to leak certain sexual secrets out here, you better keep your mouth shut eh?

Really, sometimes there are things you don't need to know. Like when you walk into your older sister's room and she tells you "I NEED TO KISS SOMEONE NOW!!"

Yea, unlike Denise Lim, I am never sexually deprived. =)

AND, at that time, we had a maid remember? I didn't give a shit about whether Imah would have found my condoms and .... stuff. Mama NEVER cleaned up the house, how would I have imagined she would have cleaned up the very day I didn't hide it well? And the diary was completely her fault k, you're not supposed to read someone's diary even if it was lying open there.

What, I have no rights? I can't leave my diary open without people reading it?

Okay, I take that back.

Oh and baby, remember mama's birthday last year and we found that empty condom packet on the bed? Yea, that particular brand of durex is the one that she confiscated from me. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE CONFISCATED IT FROM ME TO USE IT HERSELF LA! HYPOCRITE!

And I just want to make it clear that Eunice constantly smells like wet socks that you've been wearing the whole day, and gym lockers. Probably from the fact that she exercises so much and NEVER SHOWERS WHEN SHE GETS HOME.

DENISE now, for some reason unknown to mankind, refuses to use deodorant. So, living in Singapore, humid country, sweaty pits, you do the math. Isn't really the formula for floral smelling pits. =)

See? You want poisonous sister? That's what you get! IN YOUR FACE!

Haha, okay, in actual fact, the three of us don't stink. We smell extremely pretty, probably because of perfume from Burberry (Denise), Bvlgari (Me), and I don't know what Eunice uses, but she uses perfume.

*Damage control sisters. Don't let people know that we actually smell like a fish market.

LOVE. =)

P.s. There's nothing wrong with being dramatic! I just happen to be like that, can I help it that I'm the only one of the three to have anything resembling a character?