Janice

OOOKAY.

That is a disgusting picture of me, Denise Lim Si Hui. Please remember that I have MANY of your nude photos in my computer. Well, semi-nude at least. Remember KOREA? On the balcony? In the cold?

Yea, remember that, if not the next thing you know, those pictures are going to come right up!

And bee tee double u, I do not smell like fish. I smell like flowers, everyday, all the time. Understood? My sweat is freaking pefume! Got that?

Damn, the power you hold when you have someone's naked pictures in your possession. Now I know what Edison Chen must have felt like. Well okay, maybe not entirely.

WOKAY.

Denise Lim wants to start talking serious, because she thinks we're simply throwing our dirty linen around. I personally don't see anything wrong with it, but okay, what she says, goes.

Let's talk.......... ex boyfriends.

I'm sure we've all had our disastrous versions of stupid men. But between us three, I do think mine will triumph.

Let me talk about Denise's ex, the most annoying one shall we say?

Then Denise and Eunice can wax lyrical about mine, since mine was so absolutely crazy it takes two to tell the story.

So Denise had a boyfriend, EIGHT years back. Let's call him X. Denise and X got together when she was 15, and he was 17. She was from Singapore, and he come from China to Singapore to study. As fate would have it, they were together for 5 years, going through thick and thin, waging battles together.

I would say 5 years can't be counted as flaking off can it? I would think that taking 5 years, trying to make a relationship work is a great effort. So when Denise and X entered University, she felt that it was time to end things between them.

She was starting to feel like she couldn't do things without him feeling left out, and she was feeling caged in. And let's face it, in college? At the age where everything exciting is going to happen? Who wants to be tied down at a time like that?

So they broke up. It was amicable. Ever since then, X has completely avoided her. Refused to pick up her calls, doesn't acknowledge her when he walks past her, and despite all her attempts to be friends, he remains a jerk, and immovable.

Now, I never thought much of him, didn't like him all that much, but because Denise liked him, I tolerated his pettiness and self indulgence. But seriously man! It's been three years since you broke up! Get over it already!

So Denise just showed me his email on msn, where he basically snubbed her attempt at being friends, ONCE AGAIN. Oh god, and the attitude! Jesus Christ! And please sister, STOP trying to be friends with him when he is still being such a jackass even after three years!

So, that is Denise's crazy ex.

Oh, and he was quite, shall we say plain?

Let's wait for the sisters to weigh in on mine. And since most of my friends already know the story, I think we should keep it short. Please? No? No?




Picture of Yp, Denise and me, just because Denise, Eunice and I all LOVE her to bits! Lovelove.